me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
