Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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