either way he was missing a nipple.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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