so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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