How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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