dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
