So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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