ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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