It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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