i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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