What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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