and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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