I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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