I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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