You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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