i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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