and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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