That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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