I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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