Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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