It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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