Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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