she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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