She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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