And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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