Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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