Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
