i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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