That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
did you just send me my own nude
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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