I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
its not stalking. its research.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My liver is preforming stress tests.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
