I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
