Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So vagazzling was a success
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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