I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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