i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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