bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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