she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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