I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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