My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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