Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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