She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there was a trapeze. enough said
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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