I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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