is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
