I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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