okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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