Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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