Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
