so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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