did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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