I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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