Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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